With one week to go, I have some good and some bad news regarding my session.
Let’s start with the bad news. Due to some really bad timing and conflicting schedules, I have to withdraw from my bursting session. Don’t worry though, the session itself is still happening! My good friends and colleagues Rory Cornelius and Craig Colangelo will be taking over for me. Also, I’m hoping to repeat the session itself at the New England User Group happening in October.
And the good news! I have three other sessions planned, PLUS I’ll be at the AIDAUG sessions on Monday.
Let’s go over the other sessions I have:
Tuesday at 3:45 PM
Harnessing the Stars: Using Cognos for Astrological Forecasting – a warning on generative AI 
Astrology has been used for centuries to make predictions about the future, but can it be integrated with modern data analytics? This session will explore how Cognos can be used to create astrological forecasting applications. Attendees will learn how to use Cognos to analyze planetary positions, astrological events, and other celestial data to generate predictions about future events. But here in reality, we will discuss how AI can generate insane proposals, and the best way to leverage AI without falling into the trap of blindly accepting everything it generates. AI has revolutionized many industries, however when it comes to generating proposals, particularly in complex and critical decision-making processes, it is crucial to approach AI-generated suggestions with caution.
Session Type: Technology Breakout
Sounds ridiculous? It should! ChatGPT suggested that as a session. I’m using this as a platform to rant about how Generative AI is a tool that is still in it’s infancy. People shouldn’t 100% be relying on it, instead it should be used a starting point.
Wednesday I have two more sessions:
Customizing Cognos Analytics: Enhancing User Experience and Adding New Features 
Cognos Analytics is a powerful BI platform that enables data-driven decision-making. In this session, we’ll explore ways to customize CA to meet specific organizational needs, from changing its look and feel to adding new features. We’ll discuss modifying CA’s architecture, using custom themes and skins, and integrating third-party tools. We’ll also cover adding new features like buttons and services, including UI design, functionality development, and platform integration. By the end of this session, attendees will have a clear understanding of the different ways in which Cognos Analytics can be customized and will have the knowledge and tools they need to enhance the user experience and add new features to their own implementations.
Session Type: Technology Breakout
Third party tools in Cognos Analytics 
In this session, we will explore the benefits and challenges of using third-party tools in Cognos. Specifically, we will focus on the use of CogBox, a popular add-on tool for Cognos that extends its functionality. We will discuss how CogBox can help you streamline your data analytics process by providing new tools for report and dashboard authors. Along the way, we will highlight some of the potential pitfalls of using third-party tools in Cognos and provide tips for ensuring a smooth integration. Whether you are a seasoned Cognos developer or just starting out, this session will provide valuable insights into how third-party tools can help you get the most out of Cognos.
Session Type: Tech Byte
This is a tech byte, so it’s only 30 minutes long. I’ll go over the pros and cons of using third party tools in Cognos. And then, of course, I’ll show off all of the really cool and fun tools I’ve added to Cognos.
There are a bunch of unmissable sessions, but here’s a few:
Thursday at 8AM:
Harnessing IBM Analytics API: Building Fast, Responsive, and Visually Impressive Dashboards 
Session Type: User Showcase Session
Thursday at 9:15 AM:
Unlocking Advanced Analytics with Cognos Customizations 
Enhance your business analytics with Cognos customizations! This intermediate session highlights the creation of custom visualizations, maps, schematics, and extensions. Transform data into powerful insights and uncover geographic patterns with custom maps. Simplify complex relationships through custom schematics, and discover endless possibilities to enhance functionality to meet unique business needs. Don’t miss this chance to revolutionize your data-driven decision-making and fulfill advanced business analytics requirements.
Session Type: Product Tips & Tricks Session
This is going to be similar to mine, but will cover areas I don’t get into. Visualizations, maps, schematics, and so on. Jonah Mudse and I had a great call to make sure we weren’t overlapping.
The sad thing for me is both of these sessions are happening Thursday, while I will be flying back home. But trust me on this, were it not for the threat of mariticide, I would definitely be staying a day longer just for those. Sorry fellas, the wife wins this one.
If you are going, let me know! I love meeting fellow nerds, and we can chat about stupid ChatGPT responses and talk about Cognos and funs ways to break it.